it wouldn’t have bothered him a bit if it were friday

it wouldn’t have bothered him a bit if it were friday

don’t tease others
no matter their
beard color 
you never
know what the
retaliation plot
may entail

don’t tease others

no matter their

beard color 

you never

know what the

retaliation plot

may entail

the egg blob
fell out of my
breakfast sandwich
and bounced off my foot
rubber ball style
which wouldn’t happen
if i used that edible tape
but then again
who has time
for that.

the egg blob

fell out of my

breakfast sandwich

and bounced off my foot

rubber ball style

which wouldn’t happen

if i used that edible tape

but then again

who has time

for that.

leaf zeppelin
fall album
release

leaf zeppelin

fall album

release

i will be
in the front row
wearing my
best filth.

i will be

in the front row

wearing my

best filth.